Random: Look How Big This Ditto Beanbag Is

There is something wildly compelling about Large Pokémon. Everyone loves Fat Pikachu, or the $500 four-foot Mareep plushie, or the Snorlax bed, or the lifesize huggable Slowpoke, or…

…Or these new Pokémon beanbags from the Pokémon Center. The first one is Snorlax, and Snorlax has had his time in the giant Pokémon spotlight, so let’s take a look at BIG DITTO instead.

He is so big! And sure, he doesn’t have that signature Ditto slime-shape, but I can forgive him for that because he is TALL ENOUGH TO HUG.

Here’s some specs on the big boi, although honestly, they had me at “big Ditto”:

• Measures about 45 inches tall and 30 inches wide
• Filled with lightweight EPS beads to remain durable without sacrificing comfort
• Weight capacity: 250–300 lbs. (113–136 kg)
• Part of the Pokémon Home Accents collection
• Made by Yogibo for Pokémon Center
• Assembled in the USA with domestic and imported (China) parts.
• Materials: 89% cotton and 11% elastane (outer cover) / 87% polyester and 13% elastane (inner liner) / EPS beads (filling)
• Care Instructions: Machine wash delicate. External cover ONLY. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. Do not dry clean. Not to be used wet.
• Item Weight: 10 LB

That “Home Accents” collection includes some rather stylish cushions, art, bookends, blankets and more, but it’s mostly boring ol’ Pikachu. Everyone knows Ditto is superior. Look at him:

I love him. He is everything I need in my life. He costs $260 in Canada. Please stop me.